the-yolocaust:

gloogey

tonyt:

Pit (Kid Icarus)

Kitten Meets Hedgehog [x]

loverofscythe:

Shellter, the kitten that died in the animal shelter cause no one wanted it and then became a ghost.

i love him

eteo:

skysoaring:

have a photoset of snakes laughing at your misfortune

this is fine

frickyeah1990s:

my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

(Source: fyspringfield)

seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

(Source: thefrogman)

littleshrekthings:

imagine a high-powered business CEO, at an important company meeting. the meeting is almost over, and the CEO had spoken for too long. he lifts the cuff of his suit to reveal the SHREK® WATCH. “oh, sorry everyone, i’ve gone ogretime. let’s meet again tomorrow morning— i’m making waffles.” he leaves the room and punctuates his exit with a small, dignified fart. the entire conference room nods in begrudging admiration.